A Climate Defender’s Calendar /The Twelve-Year Plan

Moore, Kathleen Dean | December 20, 2018 | Leave a Comment Download as PDF

DUCK RE-INFLATING A DEFLATED ACTIVIST | Art by Bob Haverluck

Okay, folks, the people at the IPCC tell us that the world has twelve years to cut carbon emissions in half.  Sounds like you and I need a plan. So, here’s a Climate Defender’s Calendar. Of course, we have to do all these things, all the time, forever – but this might help get us organized

2019 The Year of the Girding of the Loins

In a long tradition of battle, we will begin with self-purification.  Basically, you just have to make sure you’re not fighting for the wrong side, a dutiful foot-soldier in the war against the world. So this is the year to dump all investments in fossil fuels, stop eating meat, save a chunk of Arctic ice the size of a school bus by cancelling your international eco-tour, tithe to environmental justice organization that don’t take oil money, and make sure that all your electricity comes from renewable sources.

2020 The Year of The Election

Be clear: the world is not fighting climate change. The world is fighting those men (they are men, and they are villains) who are blocking the world from implementing the changes that will restrain climate change. They are doing this for cold, hard cash, what we used to call ‘bribes.’ This is the election in which you become a one-issue voter: It’s the Climate. Give your all to the brave climate-friendly politicians who will end subsidies to ruinous industries and put a true price on carbon. Identify the oil-soaked pols, their pockets stuffed with dark and dirty money, and hold their feet to the fire. This is your one and only duty this year. Everything depends on it, and that is not an exaggeration.

2021 The Year of the Tree

There’s a fun way and a not-so-fun way to spend the year of the tree. The fun way is to plant trees obsessively, everywhere, preferably with a bunch of kids – in your front yard, your churchyard, the lawn at the old folks’ home, the prison yard, the school yard. Especially the school yard; the kids don’t need a jungle gym, for god’s sake; they need a jungle. The planet needs 7 billion new trees, not one fewer, to suck up carbon dioxide. Less fun, but surely more important, is to protect the forests that remain. Join up with the organizations that are supposed to be doing this, and straighten their spines. Their tools will be taxes and subsidies and lawsuits, yes, but also moral outrage. Stand in the threatened forest with a choir and a conscience. Actually, that sounds fun too.

2022 The Year of the Cow

You want to know something gross? Of the biomass of mammals on this planet, 4 percent are wild animals, 36 percent are human beings, and 60 percent are cows and other livestock. That 60 percent is belching and farting up a methane storm and grazing on the burnt remains of rainforests. By now, you are of course a vegetarian, so your work turns to making the whole world hostile to cows and other bloviating beings. Does this mean political action to stop destructive subsidies and replace them with hefty taxes? Yep. Join up with others on this one; good, creative work is happening all around the world to help ranchers find a better way. And in your spare time, hang out at the meat counter and shame customers.

2023 The Year of the Sun

You could organize a campaign to put solar power on every school in your town. You could organize a community solar project for your neighborhood. But why would you, when you could spend this year (remember, there are only seven left) enacting laws that require every new building to be energy-neutral and providing negative and positive incentives for doing the same for existing buildings?  We’ve got to scale up, people. We’ve got to work as hard to block coal and natural gas power as the thugs are working to block renewables. Harder. Greed will actually help us on this one, since renewables are now far cheaper than coal. Yay, greed.

2024 The Year of Another Election

Oh dear god. Okay. As Barbara Kingsolver says, “If you run out of hope at the end of the day, get up in the morning and put it on with your shoes.” So our work, the hard work of the entire year, is to elect people who will make bribery and corruption illegal again. That’s the only way to wrest the government from the grip of corporate control and force it to protect the rights of beings, present and future, which is, actually, its job. (Remember, “that to ensure these rights, governments are instituted among men . . .”?). By now, you are old pros at political action, and you know what to do. Just do it harder.

2025 The Year of the Sabbatical

And on the seventh year, we rest. This will be a time to give thanks for the great gifts that the reeling world continues to provide. We blighters don’t deserve fresh water and clean air and nourishing food, but the poor old Earth keeps on working to give them to us, although its back is blistered from the sun and half its fingers are missing.

2026 The Year of the Great Sucking

By this year, it will be manifestly clear that everything we have done is not enough. By now, the world will need to be deploying a hundred, a thousand, different technologies to pull carbon dioxide out of the air. That’s okay; the human intellect is endlessly inventive. That’s how we got into this mess. This year, the great work will be to invest in, speak out for, lobby for, invent, insist on, demonstrate for, write songs in celebration of the Great Sucking. And, in your own backyard, install the best carbon-sequestration machines the world has ever invented (see 2021, above)

2027 The Year of Kindness Justice

This is the year that the number of climate refugees is predicted to reach 150,000,000 – people driven from their homes by thirst and starvation caused by global warming. Or maybe their homes are submerged by sea-rise or blown to slash by hurricanes or burned to ash. They didn’t do anything to deserve this. They just happened to be on the wrong continent, at the wrong time, bearing the consequences of the North’s profligate and disdainful use of fossil fuels. Damn. One might say, then, that this is the year of compassion, opening our hearts and homes. But actually, it’s not.  This is the year of justice, when our work is to reach out to those we have harmed, to create meaningful programs of recompense, resilience, and restorative justice.

2028 The Year of Another Election

Really? Already?

2029 The Year of Abstinence

Now that we have reduced the planetary biomass of cows, we can turn our attention to the world population of humans, which will have reached 8,334,801,643. To feed ourselves, we’ve been destroying habitats and the creatures who live there, driving them to extinction; we are in effect turning 150 species a day into human fat and gristle. So, sorry: no sex this year, or at least no new babies. There is a good side to this: it will give you lots of time and energy to do everything you can to educate women, empower them, provide them with the information and the medical care that will give every woman control over her own body and her own fate, for the first time in the history of the universe. Sheesh.

2030 The Year of Parties

Time’s up! This year, we will celebrate meeting the deadline set by climate change. We will load the table with apples and warm bread. We will sing old “Peter, Paul, and Mary” songs. We will gather the small children around our arthritic knees. In their sweet voices, they will say, “I guess we don’t hate you after all.” We will weep in exhaustion and relief. Their small arms will embrace us.


 

Kathleen Moore, www.riverwalking.com

 

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  • Greeley Miklashek

    Great idea! However, why wait for 2029 to suggest abstinence from reproductive sex, when you estimate the worldwide population to have reached 8.3B? My lifelong medical practice and research has revealed, much to my surprise (!), that population density stress is killing us now and has been for many centuries through all of our “diseases of civilization”. We would ALL be dead already were it not for our no longer fundable $3.8T “healthcare industry” and our 4.3B Rx/yr., 1,000,000 of which I wrote during my 42 yr. medical practice. 1/3 entering college freshmen in the US are already taking anti-depressants! Your timeline is way too generous. How about a worldwide movement for voluntary one-child families, which could bring our current 7.6B back down to a just sustainable 2.5B by 2,100? You are certainly correct to suggest that the critical factor is the current oppression of women in Muslim and Catholic nations and that women must be free to make their own reproductive choices, rather than used by men as baby factories. Also, women must have equal access to education and meaningful employment. This revolution cannot wait, if we want to survive as a species. If the hundreds of animals models that have been researched over the past 70 years are any guide (and they are!), then our dramatic increase in infertility (100% in 34 years!) and the drop in sperm counts (59% in 38 years in the West) are danger signals warning of the imminent extinction of our species on earth. Next time you make your wish list, you might want to factor that in! Want the details? Read “Stress R Us” in the “library” here at MAHB.

  • Mike Hanauer

    When and if all this succeeds, will we be authentically sustainable (or on a plan to get there)? If not, what is the point?

  • Richard Blaber

    If all of the above happens, well & good. But it’s not going to happen, because of the utter stupidity of people like Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin & Jair Bolsonaro – & Gaia is going to take care of the problem for us instead. We will not like HER solution one little bit, as it will entail billions of us dying, & the end of our so-called ‘civilisation’. Of course, I hope I’m wrong, but I fear I’m right. ‘Jeremiahs’ like me are always laughed at, but Jeremiah was proved right, after all!

  • you missed regenerative agriculture. That is a lot more than giving up on meat, in fact it means giving up on meat from CAFOs, but not from ruminants integrated into regenerative management of the soil. The best source to make that case is https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/36236132-growing-a-revolution

    But also, please pay attention to the 4 per 1000 argument, that adding 0.04% organic matter to the soil each year could neutralize humanity’s CO2 output https://www.4p1000.org